- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
These guys will never not be my babies
My preciouseseses.
so many memories ;///; god i love you all<333 youve all taught me so much, and ive watched you all grow up… deargodjustfucktherestoftheworld.ihavesouleater
my baBIES
- waitress: what would you like to drink
- me: the blood of my enemies
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress:
- me:
- waitress: is pepsi okay?
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